By OPPOSITION BLUES
At a wedding ceremony last Saturday, the celebrant asked if there was anyone who knew of any reason the intending couple should not be joined in matrimony.
Hell broke loose when a woman at the back with a child started walking towards the celebrant in front. The church was dead quiet. The bride fainted!
The celebrant asked the woman if she had anything to say and she answered: “We don’t hear you at the back!!!”
