Missing Wife or Missing Car?


Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t come back.Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked
Inspector: Slim or robust?
Husband: Not slim, may be robust.
Inspector: Color of her eyes?
Husband: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Color of car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horsepower, teamed with an 8-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… nd…and…(starts sobbing)
Inspector: Don’t worry, Sir, we will find your car…

Or what do you think he’s really looking for – his wife or his car?


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