Fine babe dey call me!


Two friends were walking home. A lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building. Their conversation went as follows:

Ahmed: Omo, e be like say na me that babe dey blow kiss

Uche: Guy leave that one jare. No mind am.
(Then the lady signaled to him to come)

Ahmed: Omo, the babe dey call me shaa.

Uche: Ogbeni, no go!

Ahmed: Why you go tell me make I no go? Fine babe like that dey call me, you say make I no go!

Uche: Guy, abeg no go, no go! (Feeling pity.)

(Ahmed ignored him and went over to the lady. She came to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking.

Lady (on opening the window): Ha! That’s my husband.

Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe ooo.

Lady: Don’t worry, just pretend like you’re the laundry man and iron these clothes (pointing at a heap of cloths).

Ahmed spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day. The next day he went over to his friend’s place.

Ahmed: Omo, you no go believe say na clothes I iron throughout yesterday for that babe place.

Uche: Shebi I tell you say make you no go? All those clothes wey you iron so, na me WASH THEM!!!


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