7 SEX POSITIONS MEN ACTUALLY HATE
It might be hard to fathom that men could hate anything about sex, but, in fact, there are some positions that they do.
Of course, “hate” is a rather strong choice of word (let’s amend that, shall we?), but for many men, just as with many women, there are some sex positions out there that they can just completely do without. And, from what I’ve gathered, most of those dreaded positions are in the pages of your closest Cosmo magazine. Are you surprised? (No!)
But in all seriousness, there are very few perfect sex positions that everyone, all men and all women, truly love. Each body is different from the next in the way they’re made and how they respond to pleasure, and once you throw in kinky sex tendencies and overall preferences, it’s hard to say that one position, in particular, is the greatest, most exciting position of all, for everyone. Since that’s the case for the good positions, the same logic goes for least favorite ones. Simply: one man’s “most awful” is another man’s “most awesome.”
I talked to a handful of guys about sex positions and which ones they couldn’t be even less thrilled about if they tried. Here’s what they had to say.
1. Standing Up
“I can do without standing up… or to be precise, standing up, facing each other. Standing up from behind is awesome, but standing up facing one another is too much work for too little payoff. Unless you are like superhumanly strong and the girl weighs 90 pounds it’s not fun,” says Gordon, 35.
2. Cowgirl With Excessive Bouncing
“I love when a woman is on top and knows how to work it. But, full disclosure, nothing scares me more than when a woman starts bouncing really high and up off my penis. It’s in those situations that I fear she’ll come back down, miss getting it in the hole, then I’ll end up with a broken penis,” says Matthew, 29.