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THESE 32 SILLY AND SWEET QUOTES PERFECTLY SUM UP YOUR MARRIAGE
“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
Marriage isn’t for the faint of heart. As any wife or husband knows, it requires a WHOLE lot of love and an unflappable sense of humor. Our favorite love quotes for married people run the gamut from heartfelt to hilarious.
Which quotes ring true in your relationship?
- “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
- “Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
— Unknown
- “The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature. But the new theory is men don’t mature. Marry a younger one.”
— Rita Rudner
4. “When we got married I told my wife ‘If you leave me, I’m going with you.’ And she never did.”
- “The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often become friendships. It’s the ones that become the friendshipsthat last.”
— Unknown
- “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.”
- “My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.”
- “Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.”
- “The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.”
- “I’m a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too — for being married so many times.”
- “If I get married, I want to be very married.”
— Audrey Hepburn
- “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
- “I support gay marriage. I believe gay people have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
- “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
- “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half-shut afterwards.”
— Benjamin Franklin
- “Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.”
- “At every party there are two kinds of people … those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
- “What I love most about my home is who I share it with.”
— Tad Carpenter
- “After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.”
- “What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatibleyou are but how you deal with incompatibility.”
- “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”
22. “A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.”
- “Love isn’t a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.”
- “A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.”
- “It’s tough to stay (married). My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”
- “I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.”
- “We had a happy (marriage) because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time.”
- “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my love to marry me.”
- “You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life.”
- “After seven years of (marriage), I am sure of two things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you’ll need two bathrooms … both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.”
- “(Marriage) is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”
- “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”
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