“I need your advice about something,” one woman said to another as both of them were having lunch at an outdoor café.

“Okay,” said the second.

“I’ve been seeing Mark for about three months now,” said the first, “and you’re not going to believe this, but I just found out he has a wooden leg!”

“Really?” asked the second.

Yes,” replied the first. “I couldn’t believe it!”

“So how is this a problem?” asked the second.

“He didn’t tell me!” exclaimed the first. “I thought we were being totally open and honest with each other, but now three months into our relationship, I find out he has a wooden leg!”

“I see,” said the second.

“So let me ask you,” said the first. “Do you think I should break it off?”

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